Saturday, April 28, 2012

Running After French Pranker Guy

I see this large bag at a store for only $5.00! It is definitely worth a good $50.00. The entire shelf is filled with expensive bags for this cheap sale price. Everyone is going crazy. I instantly find one I like and plan on buying it when suddenly we all find out that this is just a big prank. This French guy has pulled this prank and will soon get into a lot of trouble. All the higher authorities in the area are not happy with him and are planning to incarcerate him as soon as they can gather evidence and put him on trial.

Even though the higher authorities are not happy with this French man, they are allowing him to pull the prank again. He changes all the prices of the bags one more time and just like before, customers swarm the area. I watch without giving away the big joke. I find him in a hall and talk to him in French. He says that he has to go. He is going to run away from the law. I desperately ask him, "HOW DO YOU CALL 911 IN FRANCE??" "WHAT ARE THE EMERGENCY NUMBERS?" He is my only contact person and I need to know this ASAP before he leaves me. He starts running away without telling me the numbers. Suddenly he is much much farther away and I start running after him. He is about 20 minutes in front of me and I have no clue where he is going so I just start running casually. If I don't sprint I will be able to run forever. I'm running down a sidewalk. I feel a sense of freedom. It feels good to run. It's a sunny day and there are lovely trees and beautiful green grass lawns. I see Lex up ahead and he is running too. I intentionally bump into him and pass him as if I don't recognize him. He notices me and I start to laugh. We are running side by side and it is nice to see him. I haven't seen him in awhile. I tell him I'm looking for this French guy and blah blah blah I wake up.

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