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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Do you believe in God?

I'm in an elevator that is closing in around me. I was forced here and had my purse and phone taken away from me. I can't call anyone to get out but I'm not afraid. I will outsmart the blond haired lady who is somehow associated with the devil. She might be the devil somehow. Not sure but I won't let her kill me. I remain calm as the walls fold up around my body. There is just a little breathing room near my mouth. Then the doors open (somehow) and I am out of the elevator. I am face to face with the devil-lady who is wearing a blue shirt.
She asks, "Do you believe in God?"
I lie and say "No." My 79% devil approval rate drops to 77% because she can tell I am lying. She doesn't kill me though because she is humored by my calmness and willingness to please her.